by Tony Parrish48FRESH from his freebie in Viva Las Vegas, the cowboy fireman Warren Bradley appears to have been bitten by the showbiz bug.
Appearing in inane Echo photo-opportunities grinning away as though he has lost all of his marbles, is apparently not good enough for our soon to be erstwhile council leader.
Oh no sirree!
For jumpin' jehosphat, after making Liverpool the worst council in the country, our Warren has now turned up in that other famous lone star state - of Texas!
(The irony, the irony! eds)
And what's more, the fibbing fireman has already found himself a new career in a new town - as a skilled impressionist and laugh-a-minute comedian!
(The irony, oh the irony! eds)
One of our extremely clever little friends has put us on to the sensational new Warren Bradley web site, which contains almost as many laughs as the renowned Professor Chucklebutty blog.
Here are some hilarious extracts for your delight....
Let's start with some testimonials from Warren's new found fans...
Dear Warren,
Your performance at our company's summer banquet was a resounding hit! For a group of people who can be somewhat on the reserved side, you had our employees nearly rolling on the floor with laughter. Your graciousness and your ability to connect with the audience on a personal level endeared you to our employees. My colleagues are asking me how I will be able to find entertainement for our next banquet that will be as as good as you were. I doubt such an act exists.
It was a pleasure working with you and I appreciate your willingness to accomodate us in every way possible. Thanks again!
And there's this...
This letter is one of recommendation for impressionist comedian WARREN BRADLEY.
Warren was the entertainer for our annual Music Ministry Appreciation Banquet last month and did a fine job making us laugh with impersonations of well-known personalities such as Jimmy Stewart, Tom Brokaw, Paul Harvey, George Bush, Katherine Hepburn and the like. His humor is clean and our folk really enjoyed his presentation. I have also continued to be entertained by his CD of "Classic Birthday Calls". I am pleased to add my name to the growing list of Warren Bradley fans.
And this is what some of Warren's Stateside audiences say...
"Warren will make you laugh until you hurt. He is definitely the type of entertainment for your next Dinner, Banquet, Retreat, Rally or Convention."
Or this extremely precise praise...
"Your act was definitely top notch and it was so timed and so funny that it brought big laughs from everyone. In fact you had all 225 people falling out of their chairs."
Sadly we have yet to witness such an impact on the city's councillors, who appear distinctly underwhelmed by the fibbing Fireman's performances in the council chamber. However, they will no doubt be glad to hear that:
Warren is also available for radio and television voiceovers and commercials.
And just in case that is not enough, Warren has also gone into the merchandising business. Maybe he has been taking some tips from the Harbarrowboy?
If you want to hear Warren at his best, then you'll want to buy "Warren's Classic Birthday Calls." Warren places telephone calls to unsuspecting people on their birthday in some hilarious spoofs.
To order this CD, call 903-757-9170 or send a check for $12.50 to:
Warren Bradley
102 Crestwood Drive
Longview, Texas 75601
This CD contains 16 hilarious calls, all clean. Money back guarantee if you're not completely satisfied!
To find out more secrets about our multi-talented council leader, go to the Warren Bradley web site at:
To order this CD, call 903-757-9170 or send a check for $12.50 to:
Warren Bradley
102 Crestwood Drive
Longview, Texas 75601
This CD contains 16 hilarious calls, all clean. Money back guarantee if you're not completely satisfied!
To find out more secrets about our multi-talented council leader, go to the Warren Bradley web site at:
